Corrupt-A-Wish!

[ninjabou Revered 41]

My friend showed me this, and I thought I'd start it here (it's pretty funny)

Basically, someone starts with their wish, and you replay with something along the lines of:

"wish granted, but (insert thing here to make the result bad)"

Then below that, that person says their wish.

 

Corrupted wish granted: Since I'm starting it, I don't put anything here, but this is where you'd corrupt the last wish

 

Wish: I wish that narwhals were not endangered.

 

Corrupt away!

 

Just a bit of trivia: The thread on the forum my friend was on lasted for several years!

[HOOOSK Owner 608]

Wish granted, but the narwhals get a disease where they try to kill all puppies and kittens.

 

I wish I were over this cold already.

[Seagull195 56]

Wish granted, but you get the flu next.

 

I wish there were flying kittens

[HOOOSK Owner 608]

Wish granted, but the kittens now find no use for a litter box and chocolate rain is no longer just a song, but an epidemic.

 

I wish it were the weekend already.

[Jinx 8]

Wish granted, but your Friday work still isn't done.

 

I wish my computer wouldn't blue-screen.

[Blaze_0214 7]

Wish granted, but then your home is demolished

 

I wish i got something that's not socks for gifts.

[OrangeyApples 0]

Wish granted, but you get underwear instead

 

 

I wish invisibility was a thing

Edited December 6, 2014 by OrangeyApples

[MCPlaying_Goalie 6]

Wish granted, but you still can be seen.

 

I wish i could fly

[Luckystratjacket 68]

wish granted, but you cannot land so you end up living your life in space.

I wish I had a better minecraft skin

[ninjabou Revered 41]

wish granted, but everyone forgets who you are due to your new appearance.

 

I wish I had a ps4

[Luckystratjacket 68]

wish granted, but you spend all day playing it and don't play MC

i wish i had 1 million dollars

[ninjabou Revered 41]

granted, but its stolen, so you get thrown in jail.

 

i wish luckystratjacket was released from jail.

[gavinater711 Guide 76]

Wish granted, but you have to serve his sentence

 

I wish I had some waffles

[SCNickNamer Builder 97]

wish granted, but they taste like sprouts

 

I wish I didn't have to make all these assignments for class and still pass the subject.

[ninjabou Revered 41]

Granted, but the teacher speaks Irish Gaelic, and you don't understand what she's saying.

 

i wish i was out of jail...

[Seagull195 56]

Wish granted, but you go on a killing spree and end back up in jail.

 

I wish I didn't have anxiety...

[Miku Forum Mod 132]

Uh.. Granted, but it gets replaced with Yandere c:<

 

I wish I had a younger sibling

[ninjabou Revered 41]

granted but they are the most annoying sibling on the planet.

 

i wish SCNickNamer would pass his class.

Edited December 12, 2014 by ninjabou

[ninjabou Revered 41]

Granted, SCNickNamer passes his class

 

I wish someone would post on this other than me... :/

[SCNickNamer Builder 97]

Wish granted, however, they don't post a wish for themselves.

[ninjabou Revered 41]

you didn't wish for anything?

 

I wish for more time for school projects...

[pokeball92870 27]

You procrastinate until the time the semester ends.

 

I wish we didn't have an school projects D:

[ninjabou Revered 41]

granted but you have WAY more homework

 

i wish people would pronounce my username correctly...

[pokeball92870 27]

<nein-ga-baow>

 

I wish I had some chocolate

[ninjabou Revered 41]

(thats not how you pronounce it)

granted but its poisonous so you end up in the hospital.

 

i wish pokeball92870 was healthy enough to leave the hospital