Conspiracy theory game!

[ninjabou Revered 41]

A new game where someone says a word or short phrase and you make a conspiracy theory about it! For example: if someone says cowbells, a response could be: cowbells used to be a communication system for cows, which they'll use to take over the world! Now let's begin.

Traffic lights

[SCNickNamer Builder 97]

There is a hidden underground group that monitors and adjusts every traffic light on earth. They control whether you will be on time, they can make accidents happen. They can wreck havoc.

 

Rabbits

[ninjabou Revered 41]

As represented in: Monty Python & the holy grail, rabbits are a super-intelligent species that can kill anything

 

 

TV*

 

 

 

*Added by Husker

[ninjabou Revered 41]

Thanks husker

[SCNickNamer Builder 97]

TV is not a one way system, people can see us when we watch tv. There is a totalitarian government who controls what we are allowed to see based on current politics and they monitor our reactions to determine what to do next. If this continues we will end up like George Orwell's 1984 already predicted. 

 

oil

[ninjabou Revered 41]

Doesn't power cars. Cars are powered by the idea of propulsion and oil caused humans to have that idea. It's unnecessary and expensive.

Granola bars

Edited January 23, 2015 by ninjabou

[kgindaheezy 2]

Granola bars are used by big drug corporations to sneak in odorless, flavorless, colorless experimental chemicals. All too often, whole towns are taken by the effects and google has to wipe that location off the map to cover it up.

 

 

Rechargeable batteries

[ninjabou Revered 41]

aren't rechargeable at all. they're normal batteries and the recharging stations make a worm hole that summons new batteries but is still undetectable.

 

feather pens

[NickG365 Owner 248]

Feather pens are actually just tiny flightless birds that really love to help people who are in need of a writing instrument.

 

Husker's job

[SCNickNamer Builder 97]

What job? Her job is just a cover. Husk is an evil overlord that will take over the world. But first she needs to use pickaxis to gain followers. Once all her mindless slaves are rallied she can then take over all the other servers. Minecraft shall then be hers. And after minecraft, the WORLD!! mwahahahahaaaa!

 

birds

[ninjabou Revered 41]

(man i would love to be a part of that)

birds are actually the new evolution of dragons, only they spit fire when no one's looking.

 

special demo download codes

[SCNickNamer Builder 97]

They get you to like and buy games you'd have never bought without the demo.

 

Anime

[HOOOSK Owner 608]

All anime are fake stories. None of the "magic" is real.  In fact, Ash is really in a coma.

 

Clouds

[ninjabou Revered 41]

clouds are alien spaceships in disguise, and when they block the sun they are absorbing extreme amount of energy.

 

old game consoles

[Blaze_0214 7]

Many people think the NES games saved us from the video game crash of the 80's, but what really saved us was E.T. for the Atari.

 

Jell-O

[pokeball92870 27]

Jell-O secretly contains a chemical that reacts with saliva to rapidly expand and block the esophagus.

 

Barbie dolls (because my little 1yr old cousin won't stop bothering me)

Edited January 24, 2015 by pokeball92870

[ninjabou Revered 41]

barbie doll were people that were shrunk down and forced to stand still, and eventually will get their revenge

 

wireless keyboards

[Gsdcs Mod 39]

Wireless keyboards have been designed to one day easily come alive and take over the world. (I don't recommend these)

Me xD

[ninjabou Revered 41]

gsdcs29615 is our last hope to save us from an extremely powerful enemy. The enemy plans to use phones to brainwash people, and only gsdcs can reverse it

 

counting to 1,000,000 and back

[Blaze_0214 7]

counting to 1,000,000 and back will forever be a "hot" topic on the forums because it has a secret mind control device the pleads you to join in.

 

donkeys.

[ninjabou Revered 41]

donkeys are horses in disguise

 

horses

Edited January 24, 2015 by ninjabou

[Luckystratjacket 68]

horses are donkeys in disguise.

 

Mantis Shrimp

[kgindaheezy 2]

the mantis shrimp is not of this planet. wielding technology giving the ability to punch holes in and bring light to a singularity (black hole). 

 

HD dvds (not blue ray but Toshibas discontinued disk format)

[pokeball92870 27]

HD DVDs were discontinued because an unnamed person within Toshiba used them to brainwash people who watched them into buying Blu-Ray instead of the inital product. tl;dr: Blu-ray used HD DVD to get more customers

NickG365

[ninjabou Revered 41]

NickG365 is helping husker take over the world

 

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