Minecraft Pick Up Lines

[HOOOSK Owner 608]

Tell me your best pick up lines.

 

Don't make them too dirty, but make them good.

 

I'll use them and let you know how they do.

 

The line that gets me a husband wins $100.

 

[EDIT: Minecraft-related pick up lines, please]

[Wombat Guide 9]

I'm successful and rich with billions of dollars looking for a husband. You up for it? 

 

You're welcome. 

[HOOOSK Owner 608]

I'm successful and rich with billions of dollars looking for a husband. You up for it? 

 

You're welcome. 

Minecraft-related.

[HOOOSK Owner 608]

Are you a torch? Because you light up my world.

[Wombat Guide 9]

Minecraft-related.

You never said that D:

[POLO 5]

are you an enchanting table?, cuz you just gave me Sharpness IV.

[sica 17]

I would walk 500 blocks and I would walk 500 more just to be the girl who walked 1000 blocks to wind up at your door. 

[HOOOSK Owner 608]

You never said that D:

Fixed:D

I would walk 500 blocks and I would walk 500 more just to be the girl who walked 1000 blocks to wind up at your door. 

Will try soon.

 

Now I need to find a guy to say this to.

[Alec123 Revered 54]

You must be ice, because I've been waiting to pick you up for a long time. 

[Dansors Guide 52]

You must be a redstone torch, because you're extending my piston!

[gavinater711 Guide 76]

You must be from the nether, because you are out of this world. 

[POLO 5]

If I was a mob, could you grind on me?

[Hephaestus 5]

I'm like a zombie and you're like the sun, you light me on fire!

 

I must be a block of gravel, because I'm falling for you!

[benpenguin2 Revered 95]

-I looked these up online i did not come up with them, don't worry (if any of these are too inappropriate let me know and I will remove them-

 

Do you have a diamond pickaxe, because i'm harder than obsidian.

 

Hey baby lets go to my house and change your spawn location.

 

You must be a slimeball, because you make my piston sticky.

 

You must be a pressure plate, because you turn me on when you walk.

 

Baby you're the fuel to my furnace; so let's go smelt together.

 

Baby, if you were ore, I'd mine you all night long.

[solosilas 4]

I hope there are enough doors around here for us to mate....?  maybe? nah

[kgindaheezy 2]

Where's this redstone signal comming from? Oh, you just flipped my lever up!

[KingOfLols 5]

Baby your cave is soo dark, can I put my torch inside it?    AHAHHAHA omg.