Explain That Game! . . . Horribly

[Yzrnxkn 9]

So the objective of this game is to explain a game or series as horribly and basic as possible. You can list off as many games as you want, but you can not repeat a game someone else has already used.

Ex. 

1. Computer lady makes you jump through holes in the name of science

2. you jump down a hole and kill things while crying

3. space man crashes onto a planet and creates colorful onion slaves

If nobody can guess a game description, then the description creator gains 1 point. (assuming the game is real and is explained in a believable way)